Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
false alarm. still invincible.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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