he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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