i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Shitshow foam night was such a success
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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