I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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