is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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