so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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