can we get nightvision for the apartment?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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