I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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