Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
