Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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