I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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