Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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