so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
