My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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