I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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