When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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