we have pet lesbian snakes
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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