so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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