better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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