That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
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