I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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