I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
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