I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
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