I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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