im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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