Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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