STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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