Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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