What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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