Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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