Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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