Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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