I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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