There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
A bitchslap is in order.
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