Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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