My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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