he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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