i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
