omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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