there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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