I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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