Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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