Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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