Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I love you.
Bad choice
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
