So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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