I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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