Well apparently he's into motor boating.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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