Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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