i barfeds in our rink
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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