Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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